Unqualified
The Yellow Scene has described me as "unqualified". It doesn't mention why. I'm educated, I'm a quick learner, I can lead a meeting with the best of them. They never asked me about business experience or budgeting or general management at all. They didn't ask me about my education. I can only assume I am unqualified because my solutions to problems and the very progressive Yellow Scene's are not similar. (Though it might be because I didn't purchase advertising from them in spite of being asked multiple times from different people.)

Being named as unqualified by the Yellow Scene in itself is a fantastic reason to vote me as your mayor!